And my mother wonders why I'm not dating anyone...updated v.5


Below you will find the most entertaining part of my day...

Some guy "KING BRECKSVILLE", who's knowledge of the lowercase letter and proper social interaction (i.e. how to pick up chicks) is limited; messaged me earlier today randomly. As I get these kinds of messages frequently, I generally send back a snide remark and that's usually it...

But this one, he has balls... Large metaphoric balls... as I refuse to give him my email address to send me "COCK PICS"... but feel free to do so yourself if you want... I'm sure he'll send them to you.

Anyways, if you never read or comment on my blogs... I think you should atleast do so today...

Here goes!...


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KING BRECKSVILLE
Date: Apr 24, 2007 12:16 PM


U ARE PRETTY DAMN SEXY....U WANNA "PARTY"?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ~*~Angela~*~
Date: Apr 24, 2007 9:29 AM


wow... where to begin...

1) what do you mean by "party"?
-with the quotes that could possibly take on several meanings.
2) your page says you are in a relationship
3) ALL CAPS??? WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME???
4) Are you trying to hit on me? or make me laugh histerically? cuz I'm at work and everyone just popped their heads out of their cubicles to look.
5) Are you serious? I mean, come on, seriously?

Please don't take offense. But I like to think that I have a little more class than to start drooling over every ass that tells me I'm sexy.

Have a great day!
:)


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KING BRECKSVILLE
Date: Apr 24, 2007 12:30 PM


u wanna lick my "YAMM BAGS" TODAY?......i did SCREAM that one...lol


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ~*~Angela~*~
Date: Apr 24, 2007 9:41 AM


Oh boy! I've always wanted herpes...

And seriously? "Yamm bags"? It pains me to admit this, but you get points for originality.

and btw, the answer is no.
But if you feel like arguing your case, I feel this would make a very entertaining blog.

Thanks!


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KING BRECKSVILLE
Date: Apr 24, 2007 12:44 PM


i have an idea.....HOW ABOUT I SPREAD THOSE "CHOPSTICKS" OF YOURS TO THE 4 POINTS OF THE COMPASS WHILE I LICK YOUR ASS LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE....?......U LIKE MOMMA ?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ~*~Angela~*~
Date: Apr 24, 2007 2:49 PM


My "chopsticks"?

Again, I was almost at a loss for words when I read that. Luckily I found you some.

1) What the hell are chop sticks... atleast I was able to find "Yam Bags" in the urban dictionary.

2) if there's commonly two chopsticks to work with, how do you spread them "to the 4 points of the compass"?

3) I don't know your momma, so I neither like/nor dislike her.

4) I'm glad you have "ideas", because that means you do actually have some sort of brain function. This would be what separates you from the average neolithic male.

5) Does this actually work for you? I mean, seriously? Would you walk into a bar and talk to a random woman like that?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KING BRECKSVILLE
Date: Apr 24, 2007 5:51 PM


HAHAHAHAHAA.....U WANNA COME OVER TONIGHT AND TAKE A FEW PUFFS ON MY "MEAT CIGAR" ?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ~*~Angela~*~
Date: Apr 24, 2007 3:02 PM


Well, atleast that's one euphamism I didn't have to go look up.

Though, the more I respond for my own entertainment purposes, I have to think you wither know me though someone else, or are one of my friends posing and fucking with me. Either way...

While I will be "puff"ing tonight... It will be on my cigarrettes in the comfort of my own home, or maybe, the local bar. And while I may be wasting words, I can guarantee I will not waste my gas for such endeavors.

I wish you the best...

Maybe you will find someone who appreciates your, ummm, we'll call them come ons, more.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KING BRECKSVILLE
Date: Apr 24, 2007 6:04 PM


AHHHHHH...YAWN


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ~*~Angela~*~
Date: Apr 24, 2007 6:05 PM


I'm sorry. Have I bored you?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KING BRECKSVILLE
Date: Apr 24, 2007 6:09 PM


U WANT SOME COCK PICS?....ADDY OTHER THAN "MYSPACE"?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ~*~Angela~*~
Date: Apr 24, 2007 3:13 PM


Ok, now your just saying this shit to get a rise out of me.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KING BRECKSVILLE
Date: Apr 24, 2007 6:14 PM


NO IM SERIOUS...U WANT THOSE PICS?.....THEY ARE "YUMMY"....


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ~*~Angela~*~
Date: Apr 24, 2007 6:22 PM


Who does that?!?!? Seriously you float nude images of yourself around the internet? What does your girlfriend think of this? And I have been snide and rude and condescending ALL DAY, and you keep coming back for more? AND YOU'LL SEND ME NAKED PICTURES???
I hate to think what you'd do if you found out I have whips and restraints....

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KING BRECKSVILLE
Date: Apr 24, 2007 6:24 PM


I WANT YOU TO SEE MY COCK PICS.....ADDY TIME....NOW...


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ~*~Angela~*~
Date: Apr 24, 2007 6:27 PM


You are OUT OF YOUR MIND if you think I am going to take orders from anyone, let alone YOU.

OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!

What would posess you to even come to the conclusion that I want to see your penis???


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KING BRECKSVILLE
Date: Apr 24, 2007 6:27 PM


OHHHHH...MOMMA.....GIVE ME THE ADDY SO I CAN SHOW YOU MY THICK THROBBING ROCK HARD COCK.....AND YOU DECIDE..



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KING BRECKSVILLE
Date: Apr 24, 2007 6:30 PM


...BECAUSE ...I KNOW U DO....YEAH...YOU MAY "ACT COY" ABOUT IT....BUT YOU LOVE THICK KNOBBY JUICY COCKS......JUST LOOK AT IT


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ~*~Angela~*~
Date: Apr 24, 2007 3:33 PM


I'm still waiting for the "suprise!!! I'm so and so, we met at blah blah that one time and I'm just fucking with you!"

Because you can't be serious.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KING BRECKSVILLE
Date: Apr 24, 2007 6:34 PM


OH....NO PUNCHLINE HERE.....JUST NICE JUICY MEATY COCK FOR YOU TO SUCK ON...


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: KING BRECKSVILLE
Date: Apr 24, 2007 6:40 PM


HOW ABOUT I COME OVER TONIGHT AND EAT YOUR PUSSY?

(Originally Posted September 2007)